Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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