yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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