I wish life had little blips of pornography
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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