Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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