Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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