just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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