About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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