literally had 100 drinks last night.
what if I'm pregnant?
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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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