no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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