why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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