I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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