Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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