In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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