just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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