so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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