Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
