at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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