don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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