office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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