Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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