Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just gift wrapped bread.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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