I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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