saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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