You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm like, not good at living.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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