omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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