I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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