somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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