i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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