Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
