in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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