Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Randomize
