wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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