SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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