I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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