I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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