White coat. Heels.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
