some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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