Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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