You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Randomize
