If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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