oh god the rape fog is back!
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I think im going to throw up on grandma
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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