What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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