i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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