Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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