Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
wow bdsm is so cute
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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