Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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