Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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