Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
