That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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