Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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