just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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