your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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